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How To Naturally Treat Mosquito Bites

mosquito, dead, best

I hate mosquitoes.  Whenever I see them, it makes me think of a bunch of dirty needles.

What the hell do these digusting little fuckers offer to the world?  Somebody, please, set me straight.  I hate ants, too, but I understand what purpose they hold.  They aerate the soil and dispose of rotting corpses.  They probably do some other important stuff, but I still kill them.  They can go be helpful elsewhere, off of my property.

Mosquitoes, however, are useless and annoying, and especially just gross, in my eyes.

We’ve had a problem with mosquitoes at this new house.  Apparently, it’s not normally this bad, so say the long-time residents.  They say to expect a few after irrigation, but that’s it.

Well, we have swarms.  I mean epic swarms.  Swarms like as soon as you go outside, you’re running around like a crazy person, arms flailing above your head, hopping all over the place.

Have you ever seen the movie Lilo and Stitch?  If you have, do you remember the part when Pleakley watches as millions of mosquitoes blanket his whole body and face?

Here’s the clip from the movie:  Pleakley and Mosquitoes.

Yeah.  That’s what happened to my son, when he tried to mow the yard last week.  Super gross.

If you’ve been reading this blog for a bit, you know by now that I love to experiment, because I am trying to move away from chemical-ly, store-bought crap.  So I hopped on the computer and did some research about natural remedies for mosquito bites.

Turns out everybody and their mom has their own natural, homemade remedy for mosquito bites.

Here’s mine:

1/4 – 1/2 teaspoon Aztec Indian Healing Clay (It’s bentonite clay.  I bought mine at Sprouts for about $6.)
Equal amount of apple cider vinegar
Sunflower oil

Mix clay and vinegar thoroughly, until you reach a mayonnaise consistency.  Fizzing is normal.

Dab some of this mixture onto your mosquito bites, until covered.

Let dry completely, then wipe off with a damp cloth.

Rub in some sunflower oil.

Almost immediately after I dabbed this on my mosquito bite, I felt the itching stop.  It didn’t itch until later that night, and this was after one application in the morning.  My toddler was scratching the crap out of one of the bites on her leg.  Once I applied the clay, and then the oil, she didn’t bother with her bite until bedtime.

The best part:  Her bite was gone the next day.

I did notice, however, that this combo works best on new bites.  The bite on my daughter’s leg was brand new when I treated it.  My bite was a day or two old, so it didn’t go away completely the next day, but it was considerably better.

The mosquitoes we have this time around (as I did get rid of the first batch I wrote about in my post Bring It On, Mosquitoes!) bite like a mother-effer.  I barely got bit last time, but these bites hurt.  It does feel like I’m getting jabbed with a needle.  And they turn purple, even when I don’t scratch them!

I’ve read that bentonite clay works on everything from bites to zits, and who knows what else.  It’s supposed to draw out the crap in your skin, as it dries.  All I know is I found my go-to recipe for mosquito bites.

Try it, and let me know if it works for you!  Or tell us about your own homemade mosquito bite recipe!

I’m Tired Of Smelling Like Pee.

This is the one we use.
This is the one we use.

I’ve been trying to potty-train my toddler for the past few months.  It’s been difficult, to say the least.  And I know it could be worse.

I know what you’re thinking, you moms.  Your fingers are itching to type some advice into the comments section below.  If you tell me to throw some panties on her and it should only take a weekend, I will beat you and then strangle you with a used, dirty diaper.

I have 2 teens, remember?!  I have done this before and know how this is supposed to go.

Also, don’t tell me that maybe she’s not ready yet.  She’s ready.  Again, I have been through this twice already.  I threw underwear on them, and they took to peeing in the toilet pretty quickly, even with a few accidents.  Pooping was another story with my son.  That took awhile, and I’ve read that’s normal with boys.

My toddler wants to wear underwear.  She rips her diapers off and even tells me what particular kind she wants to put on, depending on her mood, “Mama!  Kitty panties!” (meaning Hello Kitty) or “Mama!  Faerie panties!” (meaning Tinker Bell).  Most of the time, she doesn’t mind sitting on the toilet, as we have a stack of books nearby and she listens attentively when I read.

In fact, she has been ripping her diaper off after she pees or poops since she was a year and a half.  I didn’t want to start potty-training her then because I felt the whole concept would be lost on her.  I didn’t feel she was ready.

The current problem:  She doesn’t want to stop playing or doing whatever it is she’s doing to go to the toilet.  When I try to take her, she’ll complain, “No!  Don’t want it!”  I know she’s gotta go; I know the signs and I see them.  She’ll hold it, too.  So I try to carry her to the toilet, and she’ll kick and yell.  She’ll arch her back when I try to set her on the toilet.  So I’ll say, “Okay.  Fine.  Just don’t go potty in your panties.  Tell me when you have to go potty.”

“Okay, Mama.”  Then she runs back to whatever she was doing.

Then I lose track of the time, and it’s an hour later, or it’s only 10 minutes later, and she won’t hold it anymore.  Won’t, not Can’t.  She takes the time to stand up and look down, or squat and look down, to pee right where she’s playing.

Oh, and, yes, she understands the concept of putting her potty in the toilet.  She makes Tinker Bell and all the other faeries go potty on the toilet in Barbie’s house.  And it’s not like she hasn’t gone potty in her toilet a bunch of times already with no problems.

I’m at my wit’s end, and I’m sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired of cleaning up pee, and I’m sure my teens are, too.  (They’ve been so awesome helping me with this!)  Good thing we have tile in most of the house.  I’m also tired of smelling like pee at the end of the day.  Even though she doesn’t pee on me and, when I carry her to the tub to be washed, I don’t think I get any pee on me, I still manage to smell like it.

I took a break yesterday.  I had to.  For my sanity.  I tried to keep her in diapers all day.  She kept asking for her panties.

Okay, so here’s where I ask for advice.  Have any of you had to deal with a difficult child when it comes to potty training, or maybe this same situation?  Please, please, please, throw some suggestions my way.

I cringe at the thought, but I am totally ready to start bribing her with chocolate chips.

Natural Treatment For Eczema


My toddler had her second eczema flare-up about 3 weeks ago.  The first flare-up occurred at around 6 months of age and appeared when I started her on baby cereals.  It looked like a patch of small bumps on the inside of her forearm, and the pediatrician dismissed it as “normal” childhood eczema.  My baby didn’t seem bothered by it at the time, but it wouldn’t go away – until I stopped feeding her those baby cereals.

Since then, I don’t feed her anything containing wheat or processed foods.  I try not to.  Thanks to Daddy, she has had bites of cookies and donuts that contain wheat flour.  Thankfully, he doesn’t give her the whole thing; he just feels bad and wants her to enjoy “the good stuff,” too.  And she hasn’t had a reaction to little bites of the stuff.

I don’t know what triggered this most recent flare-up though.  Now that she’s older and more aware, she has been scratching the crap out of it, causing it to get red, rough, and to spread.

Since we’ve moved, I haven’t found a pediatrician for my kids yet, so I tried one that was suggested by a neighbor.  The pediatrician diagnosed her “rash” as eczema and told me to use a prescription cortisone cream and liquid Zyrtec.  He, also, told me to use a moisturizer on top of the cortisone.  I smiled and said, “Okay.”  Then left.  We went there again for my toddler’s two-year check-up and weren’t happy with them again, but that’s another post.

The over-the-counter cortisone wasn’t working, and I didn’t feel comfortable giving her a stronger prescription steroid.  I didn’t feel comfortable giving her the OTC cortisone anyway and having to give her the Zyrtec.  So I got into my research-nerd mode and started looking for a more natural course of treatment.

From everything that I read, prevention and at-home treatment includes but is not limited to:

1.  Avoiding the allergic trigger.

Well, duh.  But this could be anything!  The next best choice is to limit exposure to known irritants, such as perfumed anything (detergents, soaps, shampoos, lotions, etc.), fabrics other than cotton, certain foods (dairy, nuts, citrus, eggs, etc.), and even heat.

Check.  Check.  Check.  And check.  We avoid those anyway with our toddler.

2.  Don’t take long hot showers or use harsh soaps, as this aggravates the eczema.

Check and check.  We wash our toddler in only water anyway, and it’s luke-warm water.

She had a horrible and scary reaction to a baby soap that touts it is “Allergy Tested” and “Pediatrician Recommended.”  She got the reaction when they changed their “All Natural” formula and added Sodium Benzoate.  It took her a good two months to get rid of all the red blotches all over her skin, after we stopped using it on her.  At one point, her face had swelled up for a day.

3.  Keep the skin moisturized.

Check.  We had been using Aquaphor.

4.  Keep hydrated.

Check.  She only drinks water.  And lots of it.

Even after going this route, her eczema still got worse and spread.  Poor thing was up at all hours of the night scratching and crying.  I started wracking my brain and researching more, and this is when I found our miracle “cure.”

I came across this article while reading about natural at home remedies on

Cure Eczema The Natural Way by Carolanne Wright

which led me to this post on

Coconut Oil?  The author, Peter Lio, MD, says

…I do like coconut oil as it is both antibacterial and anti-inflammatory. I like sunflower seed oil even more, however, as it has gamma linoleic acids that can really help the skin rebuild the barrier. There was a wonderful study using sunflower seed oil on the skin of premature babies; that oil was amazing in helping the skin build a barrier and the babies had fewer infections…

So, of course, I read some other articles about sunflower seed oil and eczema:

Treat Eczema with Sunflower!

Flower Power May Be Answer To Itchy Problem

Cost-effectiveness of skin-barrier-enhancing emollients among preterm infants in Bangladesh

After reading over and over how the skin can become infected and ooze because of constant scratching, especially in children, I knew that this was the moisturizer I needed to use.

I found a 32 oz (1 qt) bottle of sunflower seed oil for $5.99 in the baking section of Sprouts.  This is great stuff, by the way.  Absorbs quickly, but is really moisturizing.

The best part about using this on my toddler?  I can put it on her hands, and it doesn’t matter if she gets it in her mouth.  Can you say the same about cortizone or most lotions?

There’s a second part to this miracle treatment.

I kept reading about how some moms accidentally found that after their child had swam in a salt water pool, their eczema had substantially looked better.  So they went home and continued treatment with Epsom Salt in their child’s bath.  I had also read about people using sea salt.

I tried it.  I put a handful of Epsom Salt in our toddler’s bathtub one night and let her play in the water for about 10 to 15 minutes.  The next morning  her eczema patches looked noticeably better.

This treatment hasn’t “cured” it completely, as there is no cure for eczema, but my toddler’s skin is healing a lot faster and looks SO much better than it did.  It’s been a little over a week using this treatment, and although you can still see bumps, there is very little redness and she is scratching her skin considerably less.

To summarize, this is what I do:

1.  Epsom Salt Bath

Every night, I throw a handful of Epsom Salt (NOT TABLE SALT) into a baby/ toddler-sized bathtub filled with luke warm water.  I let her play in the water for about 10 to 15 minutes, and I do not use any soaps on her.

2.  Moisturize with Sunflower Seed Oil

After her bath, I massage Sunflower Seed Oil on her whole body, paying special attention to the red and/ or bumpy patches.

If your child’s skin is already cracked and peeling, and you want something thicker, I would suggest using pure lanolin.  Lansinoh is a good brand and can be found where breastfeeding products are sold in many stores.

Sunflower Seed Oil will most likely be found in the baking section of a grocery store.  I found mine at Sprouts.

Epsom Salt can be found in a drug store, and probably in the pharmacy section of a grocery store.  It’s cheap and comes in a big carton.

I am not a doctor, nor do I have a medical background.  I’m just a mom that loves to research and find more natural ways to help my family with whatever ails them.  Please, always consult with your child’s pediatrician, and be aware of your child’s possible allergies, before trying any alternative treatments.  If your child has a seed allergy, he or she may have a reaction to the sunflower seed oil.

(Okay, no, I didn’t consult with any pediatricians before I tried this.  And, yes, I have a degree in Biological Sciences, having taken an overkill and unnecessary amount of Chemistry classes for fun, so I understand some stuff.  But, please, be responsible and take personal responsibility for whatever decisions you make for your child.)

I know there are other natural treatments out there for eczema, but this is what worked for us – and it’s cheap.

Have you tried this or any other natural remedies to ease eczema flare-ups?